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faderiftooc2019-04-26 08:30 pm
coquettish_trees) wrote in faderiftooc2019-04-26 08:30 pm
ooc sign up | ‘til death do us part
I just wish death weren't so enthusiastic about it
Next month, you're all invited to the dubiously legitimate surprise matrimonial joining of one (1) Tevene Altus and one (1) Orlesian Noblewoman billed as a springtime soirée (so that anyone who wants their character to be there even though they'd rather herd nugs than attend such a wedding can still come)
Naturally, not everyone is as happy as you are about this (...or maybe you are about the same amount of happy). There's a snake at this party that isn't standing at the altar. Let the games begin!
répondez s'il vous plaît!
Note:
If multiple of you have internet officiant licenses (or real ones???) and want to be responsible for making this perfect insanity official, we'll roll for who gets to suddenly ad lib a ceremony, or you can play rock-paper-scissors about it.
Next month, you're all invited to the dubiously legitimate surprise matrimonial joining of one (1) Tevene Altus and one (1) Orlesian Noblewoman billed as a springtime soirée (so that anyone who wants their character to be there even though they'd rather herd nugs than attend such a wedding can still come)
Naturally, not everyone is as happy as you are about this (...or maybe you are about the same amount of happy). There's a snake at this party that isn't standing at the altar. Let the games begin!
répondez s'il vous plaît!
Note:
If multiple of you have internet officiant licenses (or real ones???) and want to be responsible for making this perfect insanity official, we'll roll for who gets to suddenly ad lib a ceremony, or you can play rock-paper-scissors about it.
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best way to contact you: aeneia @ plurk
character: who's coming?
ღ how is your character at detecting suspicious activity?:
ღ does your character have someone who wants them dead? asking for a friend:
if yes, how do you feel about someone opportunistically trying to collect?:
if no, would you like a case of mistaken identity or being targeted as a message?:
Both probably?
ღ could your character conceivably be considered a legitimate officiant in any way?:
I'll say that both my ladies could, Lakshmi is a Queen, and a Brahmin who used to oversee religious ceremonies, but she wouldn't put that forward unless Lexie asked especially, and Gilia wouldn't say anything, but she could as well. ON THE OTHER HAND, THEY'RE BOTH RIFTERS SO.....
if yes, would they be willing to marry a couple of assholes?:
Lakshmi would do it in a heartbeat and u fuckin know it.
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best way to contact you: libbitybibbit#8828
character: Gwenaëlle Baudin
ღ how is your character at detecting suspicious activity?: Gwenaëlle falls probably in the middle of that spectrum, in that she is very suspicious at all times and generally assumes at any given event someone is shady whether she can specifically sniff them out or do anything about it or not. #ORLAIS
ღ does your character have someone who wants them dead? asking for a friend: Probably.
if yes, how do you feel about someone opportunistically trying to collect?: Come at me!!
ღ could your character conceivably be considered a legitimate officiant in any way?: Definitely not.
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best way to contact you: prosodi @ plurk, discord, whatever
character: wysteria
ღ how is your character at detecting suspicious activity?: lol
ღ does your character have someone who wants them dead? asking for a friend: no
if yes, how do you feel about someone opportunistically trying to collect?: n/a
if no, would you like a case of mistaken identity or being targeted as a message?: sure why not
ღ could your character conceivably be considered a legitimate officiant in any way?: definitely not
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best way to contact you: prettiestwhistles (plurk) or prettiestwhistles#5125 (discord)
character: Romain de Coucy
ღ how is your character at detecting suspicious activity?: It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you (i.e. he's a 70+ year old member of the Orleasian nobility, suspicion is his life).
ღ does your character have someone who wants them dead? asking for a friend: almost certainly y, see above
if yes, how do you feel about someone opportunistically trying to collect?: I'm down as long as the attempt doesn't leave him unplayable at length
ღ could your character conceivably be considered a legitimate officiant in any way?: no
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best way to contact you: oeste#8807 on discord, or plurk
character: jenin triamour
ღ how is your character at detecting suspicious activity?: both oblivious and trained for this
ღ does your character have someone who wants them dead? asking for a friend: probably, she a professional
if yes, how do you feel about someone opportunistically trying to collect?: sure
if no, would you like a case of mistaken identity or being targeted as a message?: sure
ღ could your character conceivably be considered a legitimate officiant in any way?: nope
if yes, would they be willing to marry a couple of assholes?: n/a
here for the canapes
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best way to contact you: Discord toriangeli#4626
character: Colin
ღ how is your character at detecting suspicious activity?: Has scratched the surface of some training to this effect but will not expect it from this
ღ does your character have someone who wants them dead? asking for a friend: Not yet
if yes, how do you feel about someone opportunistically trying to collect?: n/a
if no, would you like a case of mistaken identity or being targeted as a message?: no
ღ could your character conceivably be considered a legitimate officiant in any way?: no
if yes, would they be willing to marry a couple of assholes?: n/a
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best way to contact you: plurk
character: Lea
ღ how is your character at detecting suspicious activity?: Habitually observant and attuned to unusual things, but not actually a spy; he could easily overlook something. He's also a dick who may notice the thing and keep it to himself. Whatever makes more fun for all.
ღ does your character have someone who wants them dead? asking for a friend: Better ask Ilias how he's feeling about that today, just to be safe. (No he doesn't.)
if no, would you like a case of mistaken identity or being targeted as a message?: Perhapsssss.
ღ could your character conceivably be considered a legitimate officiant in any way?: Not even if you squint.
Dress him up and set him loose.
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best way to contact you: aziraphale @ plurk, solas#2878 disco
character: Sidony Venaras
Possibly Six, to make Thorix happen
ღ how is your character at detecting suspicious activity?: Sidony's like a 4, Six is an 8
ღ does your character have someone who wants them dead? asking for a friend: no
if no, would you like a case of mistaken identity or being targeted as a message?: yes
ღ could your character conceivably be considered a legitimate officiant in any way?: yes (six is a paladin and they can technically officiate vows lmao)
if yes, would they be willing to marry a couple of assholes?: yes why not
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best way to contact you:
character: Bastien
ღ how is your character at detecting suspicious activity?: Semi-paranoid, fully trained for this.
ღ does your character have someone who wants them dead? asking for a friend: Several someones, but most are more like “if I ever see that guy again I’m going to kill him” than actively hunting for him.
if yes, how do you feel about someone opportunistically trying to collect?: Probably weird, I don’t like attention.
if no, would you like a case of mistaken identity or being targeted as a message?: If it was a group activity I wouldn’t feel weird.
ღ could your character conceivably be considered a legitimate officiant in any way?: He could pretend.
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best way to contact you:
character: Merrill
ღ how is your character at detecting suspicious activity?: have you met Merrill?
ღ does your character have someone who wants them dead? asking for a friend: several Dalish and whoever was super pissed about Merrill being Lexie's date to Gwen's wedding?
if yes, how do you feel about someone opportunistically trying to collect?: come at me
if no, would you like a case of mistaken identity or being targeted as a message?: if someone is so blind as to mistake the Dalish elf for someone else go for it/yay messages
ღ could your character conceivably be considered a legitimate officiant in any way?: only if you're Dalish and squint
if yes, would they be willing to marry a couple of assholes?: yes
my answers are atrocious sorry i love you
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best way to contact you: scream my name into a bottle of whiskey
character: Benedict, Fifi
ღ how is your character at detecting suspicious activity?: Benedict has gotten really good at it. Too good? He won't eat anything at parties anymore
Fifi has a knack for disappearing at opportune times
ღ does your character have someone who wants them dead? asking for a friend: Bene probably Fifi no
if yes, how do you feel about someone opportunistically trying to collect?: please
if no, would you like a case of mistaken identity or being targeted as a message?: nah
ღ could your character conceivably be considered a legitimate officiant in any way?: prrrrrobably not
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best way to contact you:
character: jehan, maybe
ღ how is your character at detecting suspicious activity?: not totally oblivious because he's pretty good with people, but it's not his job and he's fairly trusting
ღ does your character have someone who wants them dead? asking for a friend: not in particular
if yes, how do you feel about someone opportunistically trying to collect?: n/a
if no, would you like a case of mistaken identity or being targeted as a message?: maybe!! see bastien
ღ could your character conceivably be considered a legitimate officiant in any way?: mmaaaaybe? brothers aren't really priests, since they're dudes, but -- irrelevant, regardless, because
if yes, would they be willing to marry a couple of assholes?: definitely not, and if/when he realizes what's happening he might just quietly leave :c so if lexie would know better than to invite him that's cool
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She’s fired from Orlais
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jk he would come around a little with time, i think just being surprised by it without time to warm up to the idea + especially if the officiant isn't even a chantry mother!! horrific!!!!!
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